The Queen's eldest granddaughter Zara Phillips and her long-term boyfriend Mike Tindall are engaged to be married.
Honestly Royal Weddings, they're like the number 53 bus. You wait ages for one then 2 come all at once!
What can I say about Zara, she's Princess Anne's daughter. She rides horses. And that's about it!
I can tell you even less about her fiance Mr Tindall. I think he plays rugby, and that's only because I looked him up.
I could rant on about the right of succession in the UK. Particularly the practice of Primogeniture where the eldest male heir inherits the throne...
But I won't!
Here are the happy couple.
BTW, do you think we're safe from Royal engagements this week?